little candy-heart messages you wouldn't want to receive.

what is your perfect animal match?

find out if your girlfriend is psych

Forget about couple's therapy, act out your frustrations toward your lesser-half, here, with vignettes of men's and women's vengeful break-up fantasies.

semi-scientific method used by guys to gauge their lady-love's commitment. Show selected movies and monitor her reaction. A list of reviewed movies is included.

romance advice no one should actually take.

Mrs. Berliner-Mauer went so far as to marry the Berlin Wall back in 1979, hence her last name (Berliner-Mauer means Berlin Wall in German). See her site for more information on why the Berlin Wall is the "best wall ever existed" as well as how she uses "temporal displacement" to continue spending time with him/it.