devoted to the plight of the helpless infant gerbils that come into this harsh world unable to learn, write, or even communicate with their families.

if you really love them and you're in this for life, isn't it time you married your pet?

semiweekly comic detailing the adventures of a caricature artist turtle named Mooney.

ode to fruitflies, expressed mostly in haiku.

devoted to, and largely written by, actual rhinoceri. With movie reviews from the rhino perspective and info on our rhino exchange student program.

news and views from the rhinoceros perspective, including pointed movie reviews, personals for the large and gray, and a rhino exchange student program.

striving to rid the world of the perverting influence of llamas.

Hear amazing audio of a talking parakeet telling you its deepest thoughts

for all of your domesticated penguin needs.

recipes for tasty snacks and meals for dogs, cats, lizards, and more.

rate pictures of pets wearing clothes, or submit your own pet to be rated.

dedicated to bringing consumers healthy, certified organic animals at wholesale prices, from pet lizards to Doberman flank steaks and even freshly clubbed and frozen baby seals.

Comical rats dancing to any song you choose.

Hundreds of clean animal jokes in lots of categories - cats, dogs, chicken, elephant, farm yard, and mice.

fan page on these aquatic monkey people.

includes photos of slugs mating and tongue in cheek sections on slugs in love and their worst nightmares.

relieve personal stress by torturing an animated fish.

pictures of stupid looking animals.