meet Adam, Michael, Miles, and Tim who are grump and angry about everything.

brief bitter rants about everything.

share your interpersonal anguish, and laugh at that of others.

links to bits of bitter.

detailing the hatred that Cliff has for no one in particular.

a gallery of curmudgeonly sages through the ages.

daily archive of cynical stories and images.

collection of quotes, rants, and other quirps that lack the rosy overtones of misguided optimism.

commentary, with impatience for stupidity.

dedicated to the proposition that pessimists are rarely disappointed.

the only web site that doesn't suck shit.

pissed off? Wish you could run over your landlord with a semi? Did your computer crash 30 seconds away from saving your masterpiece? Tell everyone about it here.

empowering communication tool to tell that special someone how you really feel.

submit those folks who are real chickenshits in your life, whether it be an idiot neighbor, irritating mother-in-law, or annoying boss.

official page from Eddie Lee Sausage.

carping about the excesses of clueless crybabies since the summer of 2000.

you name it, they hate it.